Was “Zapruder’s Ghost”—from July 14, 2012—the best Daily Rumpus yet? Quote:

Ann Hood said she’d had a sex dream about Joe Biden. She was on an Acela and he approached and asked if she would go to Delaware with him. Only after they’d finished, and he was buckling his pants and explaining that he had to leave for a cabinet meeting in Washington, did she realize who he was.

Everyone started talking at once about the height of presidents. Ann and Dana were insisting that Bill Clinton was at least 6’4″. The man was a monster.

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